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Joke of the Day
"Love means nothing to a tennis player. That's the joke, thanks for reading!"
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"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."
"What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr."
"A couple approaches on the beach. He calls her ""Allison."" I write, ""Marry me, Allison,"" in the sand and hide. And now we wait."
"Whats the difference between peanut butter and Jam? (NSFW) You cant peanut butter your d*ck up someones ass"
"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."
"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul"
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."