12562

Joke of the Day

"I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to Hungary."

"Here's how I made my dick 10 inches long... I folded it in half."

"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction. I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure."

"Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction"

"How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves."

"The key to being smart is not talking about shit you don't know about. You should try it. Like immediately."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."

"Wife: Rock the baby. Me: *plugs in amp*"