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Joke of the Day
"Here's how I made my dick 10 inches long... I folded it in half."
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"I accidentally said HAIL SANTA instead of HAIL SATAN at satanic church today and now everyone is laughing at me and they took away my robes."
"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."
"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"
"What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? ""You have a lot of appeal."""
"Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor"
"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."
"Nothing creepier than a grown man drinking a glass of milk."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"