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Joke of the Day

"The key to being smart is not talking about shit you don't know about. You should try it. Like immediately."

"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."

"Posting pumpkin carving pictures on social media is so last year."

"Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents"

"What do you call a gang of tires? A rubber band"

"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""

"Will Smith's website isn't responding. What do you do? Refresh Prince of Bel Air."

"'Doctor, I have a drinking problem!' 'I'm always drunk whenever I'm traveling between countries!' Doctor - 'Sounds like you're a borderline alcoholic.'"

"Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan."