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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves."
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"My walls are closing in. Crawling in my skin my Cell walls are closing in? HELP!"
"[GoT joke] A Stark, a Baratheon and a Lannister walk into an inn and everyone you love DIES!!"
"[interview for doctor's office receptionist] ""Can you schedule appointments and be friendly"" Yes. ""Sorry we're looking for the opposite"""
"Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like ""what if you die tomorrow?"" and I'm like ""good point"" and I have a whole pizza."
"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr."
"""my son, can I ask why you're carrying two HUGE crucifixes?"" Well father, I've been... Double-crossed *God starts breakdancing*"
"What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride? Walk-a Walk-a"