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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction. I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure."

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"Alan Turing was so gay it was illegal"
"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"
"What do you call a pessimistic pelican? A pelican't."
"Forever Alone Barbie: Comes with 20 cats, and a Twitter account. Alcoholism and debilitating depression not included."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they get in there."
"Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!"
"Dirty joke Whats good on pizza than on pussy?........crust!"
"How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can"
"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."