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Joke of the Day
"Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction"
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"*catches son swearing through sign language* ""We don't use that language in this house"" *hands him hand sanitizer* ""You know what to do"""
"Women having sex with me ...HA"
"I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself ""Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection""....But she did"
"What did one brick say to the other? Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!"
"I wonder if meat-packing plants charge for services rendered."
"When cannibals ate missionary When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? A Teabag."
"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."
"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."