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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Barack Obama is not a Jew. We think."
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"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."
"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"
"Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings."
"Got out of the car and dropped my keys in the gutter. They landed next to my mind, which I thought I'd lost."
"Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child."
"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."
"Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?"
"How do you steal something from a crazy person? You straight jack it."
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries"