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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"
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"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."
"Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire."
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo club Thank you all for coming"
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back Luckily I was the one facing the TV"
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("
"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."
"Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York L.A. Chicago"