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Joke of the Day

"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it."

"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."

"A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies"

"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"

"if you can't handle me at my worst, you're probably that gutless Outback Steakhouse shift manager who called the cops on me last night"

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"

"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"

"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"