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Joke of the Day

"A CHICKEN AND AN EGG A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, ""Well, I guess that solves that question."""

"What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? It breaks the ice...Hi, i'm (insert name)"

"What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !"

"I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying."

"I had a three way the other night.... Had a couple no shows, but I still had a good time."

"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""

"Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch."

"What do you call a lesbian chicken? A sticky beak!"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? You shuck the oyster between fits."

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."