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Joke of the Day
"What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !"
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"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""
"It's never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it's too late."
"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."
"An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. ""You don't want to try these techniques at home...."
"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""
"What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini? I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage"
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard"
"She said I was average. That's just mean."
"Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."