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Joke of the Day

"I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying."

"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."

"What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney."

"It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP."

"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"

"What is the difference between a joke and sex? A forced joke can still be somewhat humerous."

"What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole"

"Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper? C4."

"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."

"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."