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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian chicken? A sticky beak!"

"Having sex with you is like playing hide and seek After the first 60 seconds you yell ""ready or not, here I come!"""

"Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly."

"Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel."

"Oh, you said floppy DISK. *pulls pants back up* Yeah, I don't know what that is."

"Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta Dr [grits teeth]: say it together"

"My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor... because ""who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"""

"How do you reheat a cold war? You nuke it."

"Fool me Once - Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?"

"(dark humor) In the used cars for sale add i am selling very little used wife whole or in pieces."