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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"

"What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say? ""Where my dogs at?"""

"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard."

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball? Juan on Juan"

"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."

"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"

"What's your favorite pickup line? Mine is the Ford F Series."