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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? *Your waiter will be with you in a moment, ma'am*. (was reading an OJ post in another sub and remembered this one.)"

"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""

"Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called ""She Sue Sushi."" (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)"

"Why did Moohamad eat his wives out so much? Allah spoke the kuran to him through the bush."

"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"

"Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"

"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."