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Joke of the Day

"I had a three way the other night.... Had a couple no shows, but I still had a good time."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists"

"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"

"What does Hitler say when he gets a charlie horse? *Mein Krampf!*"

"Don't play with a girl's heart she only has one play with her tits, she has two of those."

"I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother."

"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"

"[having sex] Me: CHECK IT OUT NO HANDS! Her: USE YOUR HANDS! Me: *raises the roof*"

"Joe was chopping wood with his Dad Joe: Dad, I think I want to be a pilot! Dad: That's great, start over there. You can grab that wood and pile it."

"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"