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Joke of the Day

"I saw a transvestite... wearing a T-shirt that said ""Guess"". Source: Demetri Martin. Person."

"What do you call a sexy cousin? 87.5% unrelated. (Shamelessly stolen from [Two Guys and Guy](http://www.twogag.com/archives/3023))"

"So I got a new keyboard today.. q o poq nq s s s pu"

"What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian? A glutamate."

"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a SIX offender!!!"

"What would you call Geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? The switcher"

"I would pay double my Netflix subscription if Stranger Things Season 2 brought back Barb from a parallel universe who then confesses her love for Nancy. You? What would you do for a clone dyke Barb?"

"What do you call a girl with a unibrow? Cuban"