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Joke of the Day
"I saw a transvestite... wearing a T-shirt that said ""Guess"". Source: Demetri Martin. Person."
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"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
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"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."
"What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!"
"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."
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