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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? The switcher"
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"I think the girl I just met may be a goddess... because even though she's never talked to me, later tonight billions will be massacred by my hand in her name."
"Please stop calling it ""Black Friday"" That's offensive. It's ""African American Day Before Saturday"""
"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."
"What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man? The rightful owner of both is white"
"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"Howabout plastic, reusable tortilla chips where you could just suck the guacamole off them?"
"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"
"There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin."
"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."