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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? The switcher"
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"Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical? Because they all involve iPatches."
"*brings whipped cream to bed* Husband: Ohh, are we trying something new? Me: Will you hold this pumpkin pie while I get comfortable?"
"Look at all these people writing in Starbucks, just like Hemingway."
"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"
"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."
"Doctors have confirmed that masturbation is life threatening Many men have died after having a stroke"
"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."
"Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business."