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Joke of the Day

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."

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"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"
"Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW] Because it's full of Arab seamen."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."
"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"
"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."
"Not all Girl Scouts are nice. Some silent fart while you're filling out the paperwork for Thin Mints and they don't even say they're sorry."
"'I can't find my dollar bill' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'"
"Me: it's robocop Wife: it's not robocop it's dangerous *a roomba with a gun taped to it is shooting at our cat*"
"Why can't Elvis Presley drive? 'Cause he's dead."