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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant."
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"I'm not sure Hillary should be in Office... The last Clinton left a bad taste in people's mouths."
"The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets."
"genie: ""thats definitely your last wish?"" me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] ""yes"" genie: ""ok"" our dog: ""how can i talk all of a sudden?"""
"How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer!"
"It's Saturday night and I just saw a guy with a ponytail and tinted lenses. Somewhere, a tarantula is home alone"
"What is the funniest two legged lizard? The stand-up chameleon."
"How come wrong numbers are never busy?"
"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude"