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Joke of the Day

"genie: ""thats definitely your last wish?"" me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] ""yes"" genie: ""ok"" our dog: ""how can i talk all of a sudden?"""

"Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot"

"If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced... Are they still brother and sister?"

"Hitler was quite thirsty... i hear he downed 6 million gallons of jewce"

"What is the deadliest bear? Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out."

"What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!"

"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof. A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson."

"How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb."

"Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled."

"What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black? Dearth Vader"