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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sure Hillary should be in Office... The last Clinton left a bad taste in people's mouths."
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"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."
"Knock, knock, Come in."
"Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him."
"What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common? Neither has a Seoul"
"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."
"What do cholos and female drivers have in common? When you see them rolling, you best be off the sidewalks..."
"What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder? An asylum seeker."
"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."
"Roger Federer asked what the large silver dish was for. ""Seconds"", they replied."