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Joke of the Day
"How come wrong numbers are never busy?"
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"Guy: you've been a bad girl. Girl: yes baby, punish me. Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*."
"Sex is like CPR. Two inches at 100 beats per minute."
"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""
"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."
"*giraffe getting his daily coffee* G: usual grande mocha man Barista: gee that's a... G: *sigh* B:...tall order G: Christ, every goddam day Phil"
"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it's head and tell it to."
"""So you met the victim on tinder"" Yes ""Do you often meet women on tinder""? Yeah I've been murdering it on there *lawyer puts head in hands*"
"What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority? One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts"