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Joke of the Day

"A german asks his friend for the time So a german asks his friend ""Do you know what time it is?"" ""Nein"" ""really? I could've sworn it was 8"""

"What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men? broosts"

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them."

"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."

"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"

"How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn? China probably can pop corn in one minute."

"Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?"

"The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them."

"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."

"A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;"