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Joke of the Day
"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."
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"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"
"I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette."
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"Why is it so hard to help deaf people? Because they never listen."
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"Went to kill a spider with a rolled up newspaper and all it did was sit there and laugh at me for still reading a newspaper."