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Joke of the Day

"It's Saturday night and I just saw a guy with a ponytail and tinted lenses. Somewhere, a tarantula is home alone"

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin get in the Bat mobile."

"Roses are brown, violets are brown Who shit on my yard?!?"

"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table? Rick O'Shay"

"Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups."

"Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile picture.'"

"It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump? A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit."

"If your mom could communicate with the dead she would be an extra large."