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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador."
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"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."
"How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks? A bargain"
"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."
"I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... ...now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?"
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?"
"What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein."
"My wife said, ""You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"" I said..""And whose fault is that?"""
"A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: ""82.. 83.. 84.."""
"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."