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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?"
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"What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."
"""Life isn't fair!"" is an ironclad excuse for treating people like crap."
"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."
"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"
"I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. This one just told me i was adopted :("
"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""
"If a cat catches all the mice on your property... does that make it squeaky clean?"
"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"