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Joke of the Day
"How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks? A bargain"
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"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."
"Naming a dog after alcohol is cute until they run away and you scream their name until your neighbor brings you a bottle to shut you up."
"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !"
"Give a girl a slutty costume and she'll whore around for one night. Give her a bad education and she'll whore around forever."
"I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back."
"A Doomsday Clock representing the dangers to humanity has symbolically been set to three minutes to midnight I guess you could say we are at... Threat Level Midnight"
"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"
"What hand do you use to wipe your butt? Right or left? For those that answered right or left, you guys are gross I use toilet paper."