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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator? A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."

"Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar"

"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"

"If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period? Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser."

"What do you call an Arab who has many cows? milk sheikh"

"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"

"My congressman just wrote to tell me if I don't re-elect him, whatever-scares-me-most will probably happen. Send money."

"Did you hear about the man who proposed to his long-distance girlfriend? It was a ranged marriage."

"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"