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Joke of the Day
"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"
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"The Ultimate Spoiler You all die in the end."
"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"
"I swear to god dude, if you say ""But what if we get arrested?"" One more time you're out of the group."
"Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles."
"Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Cinnamon roasted, french pressed, with bit of sugar, and I'll add my own cream."
"[last day at job] ""You've made my life a misery, I hate you all"" [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] ""Not you tho Phil"""
"I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus."
"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."