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Joke of the Day

"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."

"Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!"

"Starting to fear that all the urgent work emails I LOL'd at and deleted earlier were not actually April Fools' jokes."

"If you fall, I'll be there. Love, The floor."

"I wish I were as comfortable with my body as every guy from Jackass is with theirs."

"My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did."

"If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, ""Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene,"" don't shout, ""It was an action figure!"""

"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"

"What's the most important part of a joke timing. ....."

"The best pirate joke... ...is the one you don't have to tell. Sincerely, a ninja."