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Joke of the Day

"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"

"Am I going to Rio? No. I'd avoid it like the plague."

"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake, hah, in your face."

"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"

"Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye"

"Yay know, I'm no pedophile, but this childporn charge is some bullshit... Since when was it illegal search for euthanasia?"

"What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients? ex-spearmints"

"If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"