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Joke of the Day

"A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."

"About to go out and make some foreign dude's night by butchering the pronunciation of the food I'll be ordering."

"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."

"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."

"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"

"What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !"

"What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy? A rottweiller."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."

"What is the difference between a politician and a mortician? A Mortician waits until after you're dead to fuck you."