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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
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"Overheard: ""Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation."""
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"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"
"I hate sitting comfortably on the couch and then discovering my phone is more than an arm's length away. Also more than a leg's length away."
"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""
"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"