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Joke of the Day
"I'm not only glad that toothpaste was invented I'm enamelled by it."
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"You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana."
"Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger"
"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
"i love working at the post office at the north pole and ripping up white children's letters to santa claus"
"Why did Hitler delay the invasion of Britain? The weather called for *Heil*"
"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."
"I'm going to start a grocery store to compete with Food Lion I think I'll call it Nourishment Cheetah"
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."