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Joke of the Day
"I'm not only glad that toothpaste was invented I'm enamelled by it."
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"Two tampons are walking down the street. One is a name brand, and the other is generic. Which one talks to you first? Neither. They're stuck up bitches."
"Yesterday was international women's equality day and international dog day What a great day for bitches"
"DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating"
"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."
"For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being."
"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"
"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."
"I hope everyone on this flight covers for me by standing and announcing ""No, I am Fartacus!"" as we deplane."
"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two babies making out."