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Joke of the Day

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"Anytime a person with a journalism degree writes a story about a celebrity getting bangs, Walter Cronkite punches an angel."

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again."

"How do Batman's parents call him to dinner? They don't; they're dead."

"Want to piss your girlfriend off? Text her ""He's busy."" and turn off your phone."

"What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."

"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"

"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."

"What did the painter do when he was angry? He made a scene."

"The possibility that I hit REPLY ALL haunts every email I've ever sent."