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Joke of the Day

"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"

"Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia. Sexy children."

"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."

"A cow walked to the store to buy some milk... but cows don't have hands so they can't use grocery stores or grab milk in a container. It was an udder failure."

"Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night..."

"What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin."

"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."

"The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!"

"Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days.."

"76% of being in a relationship is waiting for someone to watch a show."