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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"

"I bought a metal detector. Beach better have my money."

"Why don't Muslims fill out online forms? Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah."

"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."

"2050's kids won't get this... Snow"

"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."

"""If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump."" ""Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."""

"Whats green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table"

"My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes."

"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"