160058
Joke of the Day
"My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes."
Next Joke
"After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got an email stating, "" It was a pressure meeting you"""
"Harry Potter jokes Give us your best Harry Potter joke. I'll start. What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked? He whipped out his wand and yelled, ""***Shtupify***!""."
"What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up? Anti*Christ*amine's"
"What did the left butt cheek say to the right? If we stick together we can stop this shit."
"What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute"
"What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa."
"Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"I swear if my memory gets any worse, I'll be able to plan my own surprise party."
"David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin. The coroner said it was a space oddity."