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Joke of the Day
"2050's kids won't get this... Snow"
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"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"
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"I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day... Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*"
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"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """