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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."
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"What do you call a skeptical horse? A neigh-sayer. Sorry"
"I thought I found my soul mate for a minute there, but he was just a pervert on the internet. *runs after him"
"A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?"""
"Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office But I will find them. You have my Word."
"Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature"
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop."
"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."
"Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?"