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Joke of the Day
"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."
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"Don't look out of the window Betty people will think it's Halloween."
"What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"
"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
"The only B word you should call a woman is ""beautiful."" Bitches love being called beautiful."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race."
"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."
"Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?"
"I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face"
"Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday"