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Joke of the Day
"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."
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"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"
"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."
"When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ? the four hands (you dirty minds)"
"Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example."
"[their last appetizer] Her: I don't want it. You have it. Him: I don't want it either, you... Me: *reaches onto their table and takes it"
"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."
"How to Avoid Condom Accident The Perfect System To Avoid Condom Accident, Use Double Condom With Chilly Powder In Between, If Outer Breaks She Will Know , If Inner Breaks U Will Know."
"If a man sais he'll do something, he'll do it! You don't have to remind him every 6 months..."