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Joke of the Day

"Headline: ""Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds"". AKA, ""My eye is up here""."

"Being Bipolar sucks... I love it"

"Low self esteem group meeting Please use the back door"

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then he put a black rubber ball in her mouth with a strap around her head I'm just telling you what I saw"

"WAT DO WE WAMT ""woaw calm dowm dude"" WHEN DO WE WAMT IT ""u kno this is just a line to try ham sampels at costco right"""

"My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, ""I've always wanted to get a manatee."" I said, ""That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."""

"what do you call the study of color? cyance"

"I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night."

"I just watched a show about burritos spinning in a circle because my television's broken and my microwave's not."

"Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team."