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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I raped a deaf-mute girl... ...I ve broken her arms so she couldn t tell anyone."

"My girlfriend says if this post will get 1000 upvotes she'll start to exist :'("

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."

"Did you know that Jose is an American name? It's mentioned in the very first line of the U.S. National Anthem."

"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed. You know, in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me."

"I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels"

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures? DAIRY-AIR!"

"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"