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Joke of the Day

"What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures? DAIRY-AIR!"

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"Why does the Catholic Church protect paedophiles? Because the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam."

"I've installed some complaining-powered lightbulbs in my bedroom They occasionally turn off, but never for more than 5 seconds"

"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"

"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."

"How long can an Owl live? 6 1/2 books..."

"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old boy in my basement."

"I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros."

"Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off? Because mail men don't come on Sundays."