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Joke of the Day

"Airport moving sidewalks are great for when you only want to feel like George Jetson for 10 seconds before you're back to Fred Flintstone."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"

"Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man."

"*singing scales* Do, Re, uh... *calls Lionel Ritchie* ""Hey"" Hello! ""What comes after Do & Re on a music scale?"" Is it Mi you're looking for?"

"A man gets his drill and drills a hole in a wall... ..its a bit boring."

"Have you heard the joke about the jump rope? You can skip it."

"Movie was a real turkey! Could someone explain this joke to me it's driving me crazy! Libby: How was the movie? Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? She wanted to lay it on the line."

"What is a sandwich on a ship? A sub-marine"

"[1st day at Subway] Boss: u said u'd done this before Me: [painting myself in marinara sauce] I'm really more of an abstract sandwich artist"