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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Jose is an American name? It's mentioned in the very first line of the U.S. National Anthem."

"Why did the devil buy so many shoes? He wanted their soles."

"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"

"Have you seen the movie Constipated? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)"

"Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999 Because back then the worst thing I had to worry about was just a computer glitch destroying civilization."

"Misty's boss says to her: ""You've been late to work for 5 days straight! You know what this means, don't you?"" ..... ...to which Misty replied ""I SURE do! It means today must be FRIDAY!!!"""

"One of these days the love of your life will walk right past you and you're gonna be staring at your phone posting a status about how lonely you feel."

"A blonde joke"

"I killed someone with kindness today. Blood EVERYWHERE."