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Joke of the Day

"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."

"""Hey kids! What be a pirates favorite letter?"" -""Arrrrrrrrrrrr?"" -""No! His first love be the 'C'!"" (Just saw it on iamarg.com)"

"I keep throwing up when I count in French My doctor thinks I might have a huit allergy"

"There are 4 million battered women in the US. But I like mine plain."

"Chuck Norris crab fishes the Bearing Sea using only a snorkel and a laundry basket."

"Why didn't the Indian grow facial hair? He would have Apache beard"

"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."

"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""

"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."

"A travelling salesman gets into a self driving car. ""Oh shit"" says the car"