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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba? He didn't want to play second fidel"
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"My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside... ...it's constantly on EDGE."
"What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? The dick"
"TOASTER OVEN: Do you really need another Hot Pocket? ME: You shut your mouth TO: If I shut my mouth will you stop putting Hot Pockets in it"
"A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large."
"dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says ""Craftsman"" dad: me: Are you crying?"
"My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say ""Now son, this may hurt a bit""."
"I just downloaded more RAM... ...but I still can't play No Man's Sky."
"What's the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system"
"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."